And the Winner Is...
A clip from his acceptance speech:
"I'd just like to thank everyone who made this possible. The rapists and killers of the U.S military, Mark Cuban for his brave financial backing, and Saddam Hussein, who, tragically, is no longer with us to help in the fight against a rogue and corrupt U.S. president and his administration. Saddam, this is for you!
And finally, I'd especially like to thank all you wonderful people in the nutroots whose anti-war views I've helped shape for a generation. You're the best.