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Wednesday, September 5, 2007

Columnist Wide-Stance

As it happens, I am travelling today. As I write this I am the Charlotte N.C. airport waiting for a connection. Does anyone know a good men's room in this place?

That's a joke, son.

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  2. Aw, do you miss him, Dave?
    Maybe there's another stall open so you can join Gil and your foot-tapping friends?

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  3. I hear Gil is writing speeches for Bush at APEC.

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  5. Yeah, I’ve seen your blog.
    Whadya have you’re third grade daughter write it for ya?

    (See, Liberalism is feminine and childish.)

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  6. OK. I'm back. Now, David, Randal, if I have to stop this car.

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  7. My hypothesis is that he was in Anarctica on a climate geology expedition and couldn't access the internet.

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  9. will you two nit wits please stop! Grow up for God sake....

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  10. Notice how Liberals always resort to petty nitpicking when they’ve got nothing else. And then they try to claim some sort of victory…
    They do this very same thing in serious policy debate. The childish depth of Libism is a hoot!

    You think my little spelling faux pas here was worst then yours, Dave? (snicker)

    Set and match. I’ll take it.

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  12. Jeez, Dave, I think you need a life. You’re rather anal bickery about petty BS.

    Ok, let’s get back on topic…
    Liberalism is childish, ergo those who espouse it are childish …as you have so well displayed for us. Why any self-respecting man would embrace that backward mess is beyond me.

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  13. His wife or his boyfriend probably made him do it.

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  14. Liberal thought process...

    -Packing "heat" is wrong, but packing fudge is OK.

    -Bush is to blame for Sept 11 but, locking up "enemy combatants" is wrong, we shouldn't be fighting this illegal war and the Patriot Act is bad.

    -Capital Punishment is murder, abortion is a choice. A convicted murderer is a human being but a fetus is not a person 'till it crosses the goal line.

    -We need to make friends with Islamic Militants (CAIR), who would love nothing more than to kill every infidel man, woman, child and fetus. Just as the Roadrunner should befriend the Coyote to better understand his anger and put an end to this madness through friendship. Oh and uh, we think only Republicans are infidels.

    -Democrats are always right no matter what topic we are discussing. Republicans are stupid idiots that we can force our opinions, beliefs and crazy ideas on through nagging, whining and lying propaganda on the internet.

    -Discriminating against white people is good, as long as you are doing it on behalf of black people and calling it affirmative action. I'm sure you've heard, paybacks are a b!tch. And it's payback time white boy(since the 1960's).

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  15. Oh and I forgot one...

    -We need to bring home the troops from this illegal war and secure our borders, but any use by that Dictator Bush of troops in America is Martial Law and a violation of the Posse Comitatus Act.

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  16. I got one better.. Maybe Mother Earth will just shake us all off of her like a dog with fleas..

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  17. Good stuff, Anonymous. You should proudly sign your name to it.

    Yep. That Liberalism is some backward crap, ain’t it? Funny what they call “progress”. Why anyone other than complete morons would embrace that garbage idiotology is anyone’s guess.

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