Sunday, September 2, 2007

How to Create Creep-Free Men's Rooms

Mark Steyn is creeped out by Officer Footsie.

"Larry Craig feebly accused Sgt. Karsnia of "entrapping" him but, in fact, the officer didn't even need to entrap him into anything other than an allegedly intrusive shoe movement. That's a crime? On the tape, Craig sounds sad and pathetic, a prominent man cornered in a sordid transaction. Yet Karsnia sounds just as weird and creepy: a guy who's paid to sit in a bathroom stall for hours on end observing adjoining ankles. I'd rather hand out traffic tickets."

Steyn's right. That's no way to have to make a living.

Maybe instead we should put up a life-size cardboard cut-out of a cop in the corner of every public men's room in America with the words: "Do you feel lucky, Punk? Well, DO YA'?!"

Or one of Jack Benny (for the old guys) saying: "Now, CUT THAT OUT!"

Or one of George Michael (also for the old guys) singing: "Do you really want to poop with me?"

Or one of Larry Craig in handcuffs: "Think, before you take your stance!"

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