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A Running Mate for Fred?
Frank J.'s Vision for America.
Let's see:
"Lawyers exiled. Disputes settled by kung fu." Check.
"Rocket shoes." Check.
"Criminals on fire, running around the streets." Check.
We're very close here. Very close.
Let's see:
"Lawyers exiled. Disputes settled by kung fu." Check.
"Rocket shoes." Check.
"Criminals on fire, running around the streets." Check.
We're very close here. Very close.
posted by Spencerblog at
8:54 AM
2 Comments:
You should ask Frank J to speculate on a Liberals vision for America.
1. Government controlled permits to exercise other 9 amendments to Bill of Rights.
2. No death penalty, more abortions
Etc, etc, etc.
“Tax Credit for carrying concealed.”
“A permanent 100% tax credit for anyone who can prove they have beaten a terrorist to death using a Bible, Torah, or baseball bat.”
“Convert liberals into biofuel instead of wasting all of that tasty corn.”
“Instead of a budget and a Defense Department, the US Marine Corps is given a blank check, and told to go forth and do good things with it.”
“Eliminate federal art funding and use the extra money to subsidize the firearms industry.”
Every teen movie must end on a pro capitalist/improve yourself through merit note, or at least mock the 90's defeatist culture that has taken root in pretty much every movie now.
“Death penalties carried out within 18 months of conviction.”
“Actually follow the Constitution.”
Lol... Good stuff!
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