Friday, April 4, 2008

A Fluid Conversation

My 83-year-old father got off a pretty good line the other night.

I had both him and my stepmother on the line and she was telling me about some book they were both reading.

"I hate it," my father snapped.

"It has a lot of discriptions about AIDS and bodily fluids," my stepmother explained.
"Your father hates reading things that involve bodily fluids."

To which the old man replied, "Because I don't have any."

2 Comments:

Blogger David Diano said...

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April 4, 2008 at 11:01 AM 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

we only wish that were true, then gil wouldnt exist

April 8, 2008 at 5:02 PM 

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