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The New York Post reprints State Assemblyman Sam Hoyt's a 4-year-old e-mail to an intern.
From: Assemblyman Sam Hoyt
To: blueskies588@hotmail.com
Subject: Re: what i wish...
". . . that i could be painting your toenails right now . . . that i could see you do that little cheerleader move . . . that i could be your human lollipop . . . that i could take a shower in your shower with all that girly stuff... that i could be rubbing hot oil on your back and then lying on top of you sliding around and kissing your neck..."
He forgot to add "... that this e-mail be kept secret forever."
From: Assemblyman Sam Hoyt
To: blueskies588@hotmail.com
Subject: Re: what i wish...
". . . that i could be painting your toenails right now . . . that i could see you do that little cheerleader move . . . that i could be your human lollipop . . . that i could take a shower in your shower with all that girly stuff... that i could be rubbing hot oil on your back and then lying on top of you sliding around and kissing your neck..."
He forgot to add "... that this e-mail be kept secret forever."
posted by Spencerblog at
2:48 PM
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I may as well cuss.
Fuck.
Shit.
Rosie O'Donnell.
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