Thursday, August 21, 2008

They've Got Mail

The New York Post reprints State Assemblyman Sam Hoyt's a 4-year-old e-mail to an intern.

From: Assemblyman Sam Hoyt
To: blueskies588@hotmail.com
Subject: Re: what i wish...

". . . that i could be painting your toenails right now . . . that i could see you do that little cheerleader move . . . that i could be your human lollipop . . . that i could take a shower in your shower with all that girly stuff... that i could be rubbing hot oil on your back and then lying on top of you sliding around and kissing your neck..."

He forgot to add "... that this e-mail be kept secret forever."

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August 22, 2008 at 11:14 AM 
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August 23, 2008 at 11:31 AM 
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August 23, 2008 at 2:26 PM 
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August 24, 2008 at 1:05 PM 
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August 25, 2008 at 11:50 AM 
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August 26, 2008 at 10:35 AM 
Anonymous comment to be deleted said...

I may as well cuss.

Fuck.
Shit.
Rosie O'Donnell.

August 26, 2008 at 10:46 AM 

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