Sunday, December 14, 2008

Palin's Church Burns

Sarah Palin's church damaged by arson. Hmmmm. Hate to ask but does Bill Ayers have an alibi?

Left-wing conspiracy theory to come: She did it.

11 Comments:

Anonymous Bob said...

Or maybe Republicans fearful of a Palin run for the White House in 2012. Or McCain, angry and blaming Palin for his loss, or Joe the Plumber looking to create some reconstruction work in a weak economy. The roof, te roof, the roof is on fire!

Hey - You missed a great gallery opening. It was packed.

December 14, 2008 at 10:34 AM 
Anonymous Aaron Proctor said...

Left-wing conspiracy to come about:

Not mentioning it on the news.

December 14, 2008 at 11:01 AM 
Anonymous Bob said...

To late. That den of liberal conspiracy, CNN, has been running the story all morning.

December 14, 2008 at 1:40 PM 
Anonymous r said...

Gotta love all that Lib tolerance.

December 15, 2008 at 10:24 AM 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe it was Bristol's boyfriend trying to delay the shotgun wedding.

December 15, 2008 at 10:32 PM 
Anonymous r said...

(sigh) That’s why your efforts at humor are always, well, not, DDD. See, in order for something to be funny it has to contain at least a bit of truth. Here, it has been publicly stated that Palin’s daughter and her beau were planning to marry even before she turned up preggers.

How about them godless, hate-filled Libs torching the place with children inside. Angry Libs have gotten out of hand. Maybe it’s time to stop them ‘by any means necessary’?

December 16, 2008 at 10:50 AM 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"See, in order for something to be funny it has to contain at least a bit of truth. Here, it has been publicly stated that Palin’s daughter and her beau were planning to marry even before she turned up preggers."

Even though Levi's MySpace page said he wasn't interested in marriage.

Just because they publicly stated it, it's automatically true? Gee, I hope you apply that standard to Obama's public statements.
I read that Bristol's baby is due next week and I haven't read any wedding announcements.

December 16, 2008 at 11:19 AM 
Anonymous r said...

Hey, you suffer from Palin Derangement Syndrome, DDD. Where were you the other night when her church was being set ablaze? Maybe it was your chilly Lib cousin?

December 16, 2008 at 11:40 AM 
Blogger Spencerblog said...

We await Randal's new book on what makes for effective joke telling.

Chapter 16: The Seed of Truth!

And good to see Anon-iano showing such an interest in what's on a teenager's MySpace page.

He seems to be on a first name basis with this young "Levi" fellow. We, of course, look forward to further "anonymous" reports on the couple's wedding plans, or lack thereof.

December 16, 2008 at 11:51 AM 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The MySpace entry was reported in the news (you should considering joining a news agency yourself, you might learn something). His page was taken down almost immediately thereafter. Too many creepy neocons visiting the site.
I called Bristol by first name, so why wouldn't I do that for the guy that knocked her up? Besides, I was setting up that he couldn't keep his little Levi in his Levi's.
Seed of truth, so it must be funny.

December 16, 2008 at 12:33 PM 
Anonymous r said...

Is anyone else not at all surprised that DDD would only being looking at the MySpace pages of young boys?

And since when does the joker get to decide what is funny rather than his audience? Oh yeah, never.

December 16, 2008 at 1:09 PM 

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