Stay Home From Work Gay
Remember, you've got to actually "call in gay," to get credit for participating in the demonstration.
As in, "I can't come to work today, I'm gay!"
And what are all those sick homophobes to do? No matter how ill they are tomorrow, they better show up for work.
Or else, well, you know.
The rest us should all stay home and watch "Bringing Up Baby," here's a preview.