Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Indecent Proposal

A San Diego woman auctioning off her virginity has reportedly received offers of up to $3.7 million.

Natalie Dylan is a 22-year-old Women's Studies major. Her sister Avia, allegedly made enough money as a prostitute in three weeks to pay for her own college education.

Natalie claims she wants to become a marriage and relationship counselor after her deflowering which will allegedly occur at the Bunny Ranch in Nevada, where prostitution is perfectly legal.

She's appeared on the Howard Stern Show to promote the auction which began several months ago. She's taken a lie detector test concerning her virginity and claims to be willing to undergo a medical examination as well.

According to Dylan, she's gotten over 10,000 bids, some from "weirdos."

Our best guess is that about 100 of them are legit. But it's nice to see a young woman valuing her virginity so highly.

Mrs. Spencerblog says "Why didn't I think of that?"


Anonymous Aaron Proctor said...

I think this chick was on one of the afternoon talk shows.."Tyra" or "Oprah" or something.

She got reamed by actual chicks from the Bunny Ranch..who say they can do a lot more with a lot more experience for way less money.

January 13, 2009 at 9:52 AM 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

please post picture of mrs spencerblog when "it" was still an available commodity so we can see how she stacks up against natalie dylan.
the "experts" here can evaluate whether "Why didn't I think of that?" would have brought in a good price.

January 13, 2009 at 11:17 AM 
Anonymous r said...

Prying, sexually ambiguous, sometimes anonymous posters’ creepy inappropriate comments aside, I can vouch that Mrs. Spencerblog would have fetched a fine price. ;)

January 13, 2009 at 1:14 PM 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Besides, does anyone believe that diano is at all interested in women?

January 15, 2009 at 9:13 PM 

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