Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Nun Mugged

UPPER DARBY — An 82-year-old nun was mugged and beaten recently in the parking lot of the St. Alice Church complex at Walnut Street and Hampden Road.

Our criminal class is getting dumber and more violent.

How much cash does an 82-year-old nun tend to carry?

UPDATE: Answer: Nun! Check out my print column in tomorrow's paper


Anonymous dingo said...

Agreed, if the criminal had a choice between the nun and gil they should go after gil. even he would have more dough than the nun and would probably put up less of a fight.

February 10, 2009 at 5:41 PM 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How come it took so long for this to make the News. In the City the bad guys would be in custody by now. Maybe Chitwood should go out on patrol instead of muggung for the cameras. How did they bury this for so long?

February 10, 2009 at 6:22 PM 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

good one!

February 10, 2009 at 9:12 PM 
Blogger Pro Christ Pro Gun said...

Nuns also don't carry guns - they are easy targets like any other class of people who remain unarmed.

C. Scott Shields, Esquire

February 11, 2009 at 5:32 AM 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't nuns already carry the protection of God? Shouldn't that be enough, if God really existed?
Are you going to change your name to Pro Nun Pro Gun?

February 11, 2009 at 9:45 AM 

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