Kate Winslet wins for The Reader. (Fine. Didn't see it, sounds overwrought. But Winslet is a great actress and she gets naked a lot.)
Sean Penn wins for Milk. (We were rooting for Mickey but fine. Penn's a great actor. And what would the Oscars be without a lecture?)
Danny Boyle wins Best Director. (Good. After all, he directed the Best Picture.)
Penlope Cruz wins Best Supporting Actress. (She was good in a mediocre Woody Allen movie.)
The late Heath Ledger wins Best Supporting Actor. (Good. His Joker put Jack's to shame.)
Drudge is reporting that the night was marred by a lack of stars. We barely noticed.