Tiger has put out a new statement about his "transgressions."

He talks about having let his family down but he denies that domestic violence had anything to do with his "car accident." So just how did such a strange accident occur? He doesn't say. I think he'll have to come up with some plausible explanation before all this is said and done.

Anyway, I win a doublecheese from my boss. This morning, I predicted a Tiger mea culpa within the week. It only took a few hours.