Friday, April 30, 2010

Frank J. Loves Fred T.

Frank J. has a man crush on Fred Thompson. If you're going to have a man-crush who better to have it on.

Here, Frank J. lies about what's in Fred Thompson's new memoir about growing up in Tennessee.

Frank J. lies include:
* Young Fred Thompson was always getting in trouble for sneaking up and tackling grizzly bears, and it got to the point that they could never maul anyone in peace.

* Young Fred Thompson’s elementary school science project nearly destroyed the sun.

* Young Fred Thompson’s first use of common sense politics was when he chased Democrats out of town with a shotgun.
And there are many more. These lies prove one thing: Fred Thompson should have hired Frank J. to be his ghost writer.


Blogger Dannytheman said...

Somewhere Chuck Norris is snarling!

April 30, 2010 at 2:14 PM 

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