Took some time off to win an age-appropriate basketball tournament in Coral Springs, Florida.
Mission (surprisingly) accomplished.
Special congratulations to 55-Over Division MVP Bob "Firedog" Mahoney and Team captain Kevin "Roy Hobbs" McNamara.
After spending two nights in a Delray Beach hospital bed, McNamara came off a morphine drip to hit several big shots in both the semi-final and championship games. I kid you not.
The Vitas Big 55 squad is confident it can withstand any investigation into the use of performance-enhancing drugs. Thankfully, morphine, Icy Hot, Tums, Lisinopril, Crestor, Synthroid and Advil are NOT on the list of substances banned by the Masters Basketball Association.
Well, how about some gory details of the winning match?
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Adrian Ashfield (aka parallel) inadvertantly used the Spencerblog logo in posing his question. But only true Englishman would refer to a basketball game as a "match."
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Well McNamara wasn't the only one hurting.
You should see my groin.
On second thought...