Please Don't Tase Me, Bro; Tase My Daughter

Upper Darby's Cynthia Roberts is in big trouble.

According to our story:"

The Comcast cable guy was sent to Timberlake Road to turn off her service for failure to pay her bill,” police Superintendent Michael Chitwood said. “The woman grabbed him, shaking his head then punched him in the face with her fist and he called police.

“When police arrived, they got into a big battle with her. A dog blocked their entry into the house. Eventually, they went inside and she locked herself in the bathroom and refused to be arrested. They forced open the door and told her they would Taser her if she didn’t calm down, so she grabbed her 11-year-old daughter as a shield. They eventually arrested her and didn’t use the Taser.”

Roberts was arraigned on a felony charge of endangering the welfare of children and resisting arrest, public drunkenness, simple assault and harassment.

Wait a minute. Charged with Public drunkeness? If you can't be drunk in your own house, where can you be drunk? What's this country coming to?