And from Iowahawk, the new TSA lyrics to Come Fly With Me:
Comply with me, before you fly awayUPDATE II: Here's the Los Angeles Times' Editorial Board's advice for air travellers: Shut Up and Be Scanned. It's "invasive," but it's a "neccessary evil." No, it's not!
Remove those shoes and take a cruise
Through my peekaboo X-ray
Comply with me, I'm your friendly TSA