My Daily Horoscope
Beneath your tough exterior lies a sweet and senstive human being. Beneath that, however, it's pretty much all tumors.So that explains the pain in my back.
But I don't believe these horoscopes are very accurate. On Tuesday, mine said:
Cigarettes will continue to take a toll on your health this week when you're traded back and forth for packs of them.As far as I know that never happened, unless I'm in some Fantasy Prison Football League that I don't even know about.