Oprah Winfrey has been keeping a "family secret" for months, a "miracle" that "shook her" to her "core," and today on her show she's going to reveal that secret.
It can't be that she has a half-sister she's being reunited with because that's not a "miracle." That's just a cheap ratings grab.
Our prediction: She's pregnant! And it's a miracle because she's 56 years old and never had sex. Can't wait to find out. Can you?
My wife just called me from work and asked me to set the DVR for the Oprah show today.
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing the family secret is that she admits she is a lesbian and Gail has been her life long lover and partner and they are adopting children. But, hey, that's just my thoughts.
Can't be. Because she just found this out a few months ago. But nice try.
ReplyDeletejust found out? hmmm. Here's a wild guess:
ReplyDelete-Traced her family history, verified that she descended from slaves, now she wants to start a campaign for reparations for all whose families were affected.
Wild Guess, yes, but I know nothing about Oprah since I don't watch her show.
It was/is a half sister she found out she had.
ReplyDeleteI am sad. My lesbian/lover Gail and wanting a child with her was better TV.