Donald Trump announces he won't be running for president. He'd win if he did, he says. But he prefers being the host of Celebrity Apprentice to being President of the United States.

Yes, well...

A wit has said that the problem with political jokes is that sometimes they get elected. Not in this case.

The businessman turned birther turned drop-out has had his 15 minutes and provided enough entertainment in the pre-presidential campaign season to deserve the thanks of a grateful nation. Our very own Captain Spaulding...