Race car driver, practicing Catholic and Go-Daddy spokesmodel, Danica Patrick gives this response when asked about the Obama Administration's birth control mandate:
"I leave it up to the government to make good decisions for Americans."
Spoken like a discerning, thoughtful and liberty-loving citizen.
How has this notion indoctrinated itself into society?
ReplyDeleteSince Danica has so much confidence in the government's ability to make good decisions, I think I'm going to reach out to her.
ReplyDeleteAs a member of a local sewer authority, I have determined that it is essential for our government organization to test drive her birth control.
My preference would be for her to be screaming "Go Daddy" while I am conducting said test.
OH, JAKE, YOU CLEVER DEVIL!!
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