Little Miss Mister?
The pageant has vehemently denied the fix was in, but for the sake of all our Little Miss Sunshines, there ought to be a serious and exhaustive investigation like during the Quiz Show scandal.
And is it too much to ask that contestants meet the DNA standards of being female? Surgery, massive hormone injections, and the removal and construction of new sex organs? Please!
Talk about "the fix" being in.
UPDATE: Here's one of those transgendered contestants.