In Philly, Madonna takes stage 3 hours late, booed. Disappoints Philly councilman Jim Kenney:

“Yo Madonna! It’s 10:15. Some of us have to work tomorrow while you sleep ‘til noon with cucumbers on your eyes.”

Work? A Philadelphia councilman? Kenney's idea of work is to trash the First Amendment and order employers whose religious views he disagrees with to get out of town.

Apparently, you have to get up pretty early in the morning to do that sort of work. Damn Madonna. Thanks to her, "Cucumber" Jim Kenney didn't get his own beauty rest. The heart bleeds.