Friday, December 28, 2012

Hey, I Got an Email from The President...

It reads as follows... (interspersed with my comments)

Friend -- 

(He likes me. He really likes me...)

Because of you, I'll be taking the oath of office again on January 21st.

(Well, I, um, didn't exactly vote for... well, OK. You're welcome.)

I'd like you to be part of this historic moment -- whether that's in Washington, D.C., or wherever you call home.

(Ooooh, the 21st? I kind of have other plans. I've scheduled my cat for a bath that day.) 

As we make plans, we want to make sure the people who made this inauguration possible are the first to know what's happening.

(Sure, OK. But, you really are giving me too much credit.)

Add your name here to take part in inaugural activities

(Sorry, you know, unless your inaugural activities include cat bathing.)

I'm honored each and every day to be your president, and I will never forget how I got here.

(Neither will I: Pandering, class warfare, character assassination, exploiting victim group grievances... etc.) 

I'm so grateful for everything you've done.

(Shucks. I just call 'em like I see 'em)

Let's also remember why we're here: we've got more work to do. And we're going to begin this next chapter in the American story together.

(Start the story without me. Shooty Spencer just killed another bird and has blood all over him.)

(But no thanks)


(P.S. Is there anyway I can get off your email list?)


Anonymous Anonymous said...

All the President's supporters get his emails. If you were not on his site, you would have gotten an email.

December 28, 2012 at 4:45 PM 
Blogger Spencerblog said...

Oh, that's how it works! If you've ever visited the Obama campaign Web site, you're automatically considered a "supporter." And in perpetuity, no less.

Well, la di da.

I guess that makes him our Spammer-in-Chief

December 28, 2012 at 7:20 PM 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Funny! Lol!

December 30, 2012 at 5:55 PM 
Blogger CharlieSix said...

Stay tuned for another email from the President soon, Spencerblog. One in which he will once again disrespect Congress. It will get great play from the media as being, as always, gospel truth. But what Mr. Obama does not yet recognize, much to the shame of his handlers, is that when he shows disrespect for the Members of Congress, he is also showing a great deal of disrespect for the voters who placed those members in Congress. Sooner or later the electorate will come to understand that (a) there is a serious and potentially four-year more void in true leadership in the White House, and (b) that giving a recently elected president four more years is not the same as giving him a blank check.

December 31, 2012 at 10:48 PM 
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