My 83-year-old father got off a pretty good line the other night.
I had both him and my stepmother on the line and she was telling me about some book they were both reading.
"I hate it," my father snapped.
"It has a lot of discriptions about AIDS and bodily fluids," my stepmother explained.
"Your father hates reading things that involve bodily fluids."
To which the old man replied, "Because I don't have any."
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ReplyDeletewe only wish that were true, then gil wouldnt exist
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