Hear No Evil
Republicans have ruined the country, sent people to the "poorhouse by the millions."
"When the G.O.P. talks, nobody should listen."
What America needs is a one-party system like say, Cuba's, to get rolling again, right Bob?
That way, if the Democrats deficit-spending stimulus package fails to bring us out of this recession, we won't have to listen to baby-eating Republicans annoyingly say "We told you so."
"This is a party," Herbert screeches, "that, given a choice between Abraham Lincoln and Ronald Reagan, would choose Ronald Reagan in a heartbeat."
Both Lincoln and Reagan were good Republicans. Herbert is a good Democrat. Or at least a good example of one.