This man, who has a degree from an Ivy League law school and is the CEO a billion-dollar, publicly-held company doesn't know how to write an e-mail!

But hey, when you make millions you can afford to hire someone who does. 

Sort of like Barbra Streisand.

UPDATE: Undercover Corporate Titan claims he DOES know how to send an e-mail (and any assertion to the contrary could lead to legal un-niceities). His first post is expected soon.

P.S. He claims Barbra Streisand to be a personal role model for his diva lifestyle.