Mission (surprisingly) accomplished.
Special congratulations to 55-Over Division MVP Bob "Firedog" Mahoney and Team captain Kevin "Roy Hobbs" McNamara.
After spending two nights in a Delray Beach hospital bed, McNamara came off a morphine drip to hit several big shots in both the semi-final and championship games. I kid you not.
The Vitas Big 55 squad is confident it can withstand any investigation into the use of performance-enhancing drugs. Thankfully, morphine, Icy Hot, Tums, Lisinopril, Crestor, Synthroid and Advil are NOT on the list of substances banned by the Masters Basketball Association.