Monday, May 17, 2010

I'm BACK!

Took some time off to win an age-appropriate basketball tournament in Coral Springs, Florida.

Mission (surprisingly) accomplished.

Special congratulations to 55-Over Division MVP Bob "Firedog" Mahoney and Team captain Kevin "Roy Hobbs" McNamara.

After spending two nights in a Delray Beach hospital bed, McNamara came off a morphine drip to hit several big shots in both the semi-final and championship games. I kid you not.

The Vitas Big 55 squad is confident it can withstand any investigation into the use of performance-enhancing drugs. Thankfully, morphine, Icy Hot, Tums, Lisinopril, Crestor, Synthroid and Advil are NOT on the list of substances banned by the Masters Basketball Association.

2 Comments:

Blogger Spencerblog said...

Well, how about some gory details of the winning match?

parallel

May 17, 2010 at 10:04 AM 
Blogger Spencerblog said...

Adrian Ashfield (aka parallel) inadvertantly used the Spencerblog logo in posing his question. But only true Englishman would refer to a basketball game as a "match."

Gory details?

Well McNamara wasn't the only one hurting.

You should see my groin.

On second thought...

May 17, 2010 at 12:17 PM 

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