Donald Duck: Masher?
An Upper Darby woman named April Magolon has filed a lawsuit against Disney World two years after allegedly being groped by an employee in a Donald Duck costume.
According to the suit, Magolon was holding her child and seeking an autograph when the duck groped her breast.
Two questions: What sort of person asks a mascot for an autograph? How did she expect the Donald to hold a pen in those big clothy hands?
According to the story:
Magolon claims she was so traumatized by the incident that she can no longer work.She is seeking in excess of $50,000.
She claims the alleged incident has caused her to suffer post-traumatic stress disorder, flashbacks, nausea, cold sweats, insomnia, nightmares and digestive problems that are preventing her from attending her usual duties and occupation, causing her great financial detriment and loss. According to the lawsuit, she believes her injuries are permanent.
The story brings to mind an old joke:
Q: Why did Mickey Mouse divorce Minnie?
A: Because she was f---ing Goofy.
Lawsuits don't come much goofier than this one.