Sad, sad situation. I can relate to being as hungry in the morning as was Kevin O'Brien. A few hash browns from the warmer, a few Sizzli (preferrably sausage, egg, and cheese, please). The breakfast of a hungry man. Whoops! I forgot to get the coffee first. So I stuff the food in my pockets and get the coffee. And in the process I forget I stuffed the food in my pockets. Damn! My defense will be that I was afflicted with hunger deficiency at the same time as I was afflicted with cash deficiency. What with two defincies at the same time, the jury surely will understand that I was disabled and thus must be acquitted on the grounds that Wawa did not provide a reasonable accomodation to allow me to deal with my two diseases of hunger deficiency and cash deficiency.
Sad, sad situation. I can relate to being as hungry in the morning as was Kevin O'Brien. A few hash browns from the warmer, a few Sizzli (preferrably sausage, egg, and cheese, please). The breakfast of a hungry man. Whoops! I forgot to get the coffee first. So I stuff the food in my pockets and get the coffee. And in the process I forget I stuffed the food in my pockets. Damn! My defense will be that I was afflicted with hunger deficiency at the same time as I was afflicted with cash deficiency. What with two defincies at the same time, the jury surely will understand that I was disabled and thus must be acquitted on the grounds that Wawa did not provide a reasonable accomodation to allow me to deal with my two diseases of hunger deficiency and cash deficiency.
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