No Prancing in Upper Darby?
Said Police Superintendent Mike Chitwood:
“We will not allow or need this type of activity and establishment in Upper Darby Township.
(As opposed to, say, McDonald's which we really don't need but will allow.)
"The girls in there were prancing around like they were in a Las Vegas lounge."
It's not the prancing. It's the sex acts for money, right Mike? We'd hate to think "prancing" is now a crime in Delaware County.