Saturday, November 28, 2009

Tiger By the Tale

The Tiger Woods 2:30 a.m. crash story has more holes in it than Augusta National. (And that includes the par 3 course and putting greens.)

UPDATE: TMZ has a more plausible (yet still unverified) story. It involves another woman, a furious Mrs. Woods and a golf club. This isn't just a great story. It's the punchline to my favorite golf joke.

COP: So, Elin, how many times did you hit him?
ELIN: I don't know four, five... put me down for a six!


Blogger steve mcdonald said...

I think his wife had other intentions on the golf club...

November 28, 2009 at 10:28 AM 

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