Party Crashers in Perspective
It came from a tomb call The Big Book of Jokes and Riddles and it went like this:
Jack be nimble,
Jack be quick,
Jack jumped over
When my mom read that I laughed so hard I nearly popped a stitch.
Crashing a party at the White House may not be quite as funny, but when it comes to "big deals" it's about as impressive as jumping over an unlit candle.