Thursday, May 3, 2012

Ymmm, Yummm, Beat 'Em Up!

Man sparks melee after attempting to steal hash browns from the Brookhaven WAWA.

Hey, if you were short cash, you'd steal WAWA hash browns too. They're good! And I've got the ad campaign.

WAWA Hash Browns: Worth Going to Jail For!


Blogger CharlieSix said...

Sad, sad situation. I can relate to being as hungry in the morning as was Kevin O'Brien. A few hash browns from the warmer, a few Sizzli (preferrably sausage, egg, and cheese, please). The breakfast of a hungry man. Whoops! I forgot to get the coffee first. So I stuff the food in my pockets and get the coffee. And in the process I forget I stuffed the food in my pockets. Damn! My defense will be that I was afflicted with hunger deficiency at the same time as I was afflicted with cash deficiency. What with two defincies at the same time, the jury surely will understand that I was disabled and thus must be acquitted on the grounds that Wawa did not provide a reasonable accomodation to allow me to deal with my two diseases of hunger deficiency and cash deficiency.

May 3, 2012 at 10:44 PM 

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